Words I’ve heard lately…
Little boy selling lemonade to raise money for his school:
“Help inspire me to be a good person!”
Electrician on the phone, trying to get a new part for our stove:
“I need a plug. Plug. Plug! P-l-a-g! Plug!”
X-ray technician at the doctor’s office:
“Your grandmother will need to remove all clothing from the waist up. Is she wearing…is she, uh…is she strapped…um….bra?”
Starbucks customer:
“I’d like something that will get me through ’til the end of the day….grande…and non fat milk.”
Neighbor children playing in their yard:
“Boom! Boom! You’re dead!”
“Mom said we couldn’t kill each other! I’m not dead!”
“Boom! Boom! You’re fired!”
Man in the grocery store, talking on his cell phone:
“Can’t you pick him up? I’m at the grocery store right now. Yes, shopping! What do you mean? Well, so far–beer. What? We were out of beer!”
Cheerful mailwoman:
“Congratulations, you’ve got mail!”
HAPPY FRIDAY!
Love it! Thanks for the pre-weekend smile.
you’re very welcome!
Love it, definitely a good pick-me-up for a sloooow Friday afternoon.
I definitely think “The Donald” should use “Bang! Bang! You’re fired!” on Celebrity Apprentice this week!
me too! Although, then I would insist he pay me for my (overheard) words…
The things you hear!
Three ‘children’ playing pirates on a climbing frame:
26 year old child: I’ll just help the fair maiden up the ladder
4 year old child: What, her?
😉
Haha! I think the man in the grocery store was by brother in law 🙂 and I LOVE the neighbor kids playing!
I love it ! Do you have some more? 😉
You bet! Stay tuned for more funny (and true!) words from the world…